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Scariest Costume My Credit Score Shirt
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look.
• 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade
• Printed to order just for you
Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped.
Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.
Scariest Costume My Credit Score Shirt
$24.99
📦 7,000+ orders shipped · ⭐ 996 reviews across our shops
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Scariest costume: my credit score.
No mask, no makeup, no effort. Just a gauge stuck at 412 and the kind of fear that lasts way longer than October.
✅ Best worn to
- Halloween party (lazy costume, max fear)
- The bank, as a power move
- Date night, as a warning
⛔ Do not wear to
- A mortgage meeting
- Your landlord's office
- Anywhere they run a credit check
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Add a 2nd shirt, shipping's free
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.