Pre Pear 4 Cock Shirt laid flat on a concrete garage floor

Pre Pear 4 Cock Shirt

S / Black
Sale price  $24.99 Regular price  $29.99
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Pre Pear 4 Cock Shirt laid flat on a concrete garage floor

Pre Pear 4 Cock Shirt

Sale price  $24.99 Regular price  $29.99
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pre 🍐 4 🐓

An emoji puzzle for people who can sound things out. Takes about two seconds to decode and about two hours to stop thinking about.

✅ Best worn to

  • The farmer's market (the pear checks out)
  • A bachelor party
  • Anywhere your grandpa can explain it to strangers

⛔ Do not wear to

  • Your kid's spelling bee
  • The produce section, honestly
  • A job interview
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Pre Pear 4 Cock Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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