My Rizz vs My Confidence Shirt laid flat on a city sidewalk

My Rizz vs My Confidence Shirt

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Sale price  $24.99 Regular price  $29.99
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My Rizz vs My Confidence Shirt laid flat on a city sidewalk

My Rizz vs My Confidence Shirt

Sale price  $24.99 Regular price  $29.99
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The math checks out. Unfortunately.

A clean, professional chart proving your rizz and your confidence have never once been on the same page. Peer-reviewed by every friend who has watched you text.

✅ Best worn to

  • A data science meetup
  • Speed dating (as a warning label)
  • The office, on casual Friday

⛔ Do not wear to

  • A job interview
  • Your therapist's office (she'll keep the shirt as evidence)
  • Anywhere with your ex
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

My Rizz vs My Confidence Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

Also unwearable