My Parents' First Date Shirt laid flat on a basement floor

My Parents' First Date Shirt

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$24.99
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My Parents' First Date Shirt laid flat on a basement floor
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  • My Parents' First Date Shirt laid flat on a basement floor
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt worn out in the wild
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt found in a thrift store bin
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt on a wood floor
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt on a car seat
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt – Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt – available shirt colors
  • My Parents' First Date Shirt – front
My Parents' First Date Shirt

My Parents' First Date Shirt

$24.99
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⚠ Content warning

My parents' first date.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, a text, a taxi, a bed, and then… you. Told entirely in emoji, the way your parents would never admit it.

✅ Best worn to

  • Family reunion
  • Your birthday (it's your origin story)
  • A brewery

⛔ Do not wear to

  • Your parents' anniversary dinner
  • The Thanksgiving table
  • Anywhere your mom can read emoji
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

My Parents' First Date Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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