Things That Scare Me Shirt laid flat on a basement floor

Things That Scare Me Shirt

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$24.99
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Things That Scare Me Shirt laid flat on a basement floor

Things That Scare Me Shirt

$24.99
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📦 7,000+ orders shipped · ⭐ 996 reviews across our shops

⚠ Content warning

Things that scare me.

Ghosts: 3%. Clowns: 3%. Demons: 3%. A text that just says "we need to talk": everything else. Peer-reviewed by everyone who has ever been in a relationship.

✅ Best worn to

  • Halloween party
  • A haunted house you're not scared of
  • Your couples therapy session

⛔ Do not wear to

  • A breakup (on either side)
  • A performance review
  • Anywhere your partner can read it
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Things That Scare Me Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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