Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt laid flat in a parking lot

Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt

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$24.99
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Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt laid flat in a parking lot
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  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt laid flat in a parking lot
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt worn out in the wild
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt on a thrift store rack
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt on a grey rug
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt laid flat on a sidewalk
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt – Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt – available shirt colors
  • Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt – front
Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt

Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt

$24.99
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⚠ Content warning

Halloween candy: dad tax.

The tax rate climbs every year, briefly dips the year she learned to count, then comes back stronger. Fully audited. Mostly Reese's.

✅ Best worn to

  • Trick-or-treating with the kids
  • The candy sorting ceremony
  • November 1st, still eating it

⛔ Do not wear to

  • Your kid's dentist appointment
  • The IRS
  • Anywhere your kids can read charts
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Halloween Candy Dad Tax Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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