Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt laid flat on a sidewalk

Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt

S / Black
$24.99
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Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt laid flat on a sidewalk

Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt

$24.99
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⚠ Content warning

Hallowed be thy gains.

Thy pump come, thy will be done, on bench as it is in squat rack. One jacked jack-o'-lantern who has never skipped leg day or a single fun-size Snickers.

✅ Best worn to

  • Leg day on Halloween
  • The costume party (you are the costume)
  • A gym with a pumpkin spice protein shake

⛔ Do not wear to

  • Church (they'll recognize the wording)
  • A vegan potluck
  • Anywhere with a mirror you can't flex in
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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