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Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look.
• 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade
• Printed to order just for you
Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped.
Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.
Hallowed Be Thy Gains Shirt
$24.99
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⚠ Content warning
Hallowed be thy gains.
Thy pump come, thy will be done, on bench as it is in squat rack. One jacked jack-o'-lantern who has never skipped leg day or a single fun-size Snickers.
✅ Best worn to
- Leg day on Halloween
- The costume party (you are the costume)
- A gym with a pumpkin spice protein shake
⛔ Do not wear to
- Church (they'll recognize the wording)
- A vegan potluck
- Anywhere with a mirror you can't flex in
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Add a 2nd shirt, shipping's free
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.