Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt laid flat on a sidewalk

Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt

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$24.99
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Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt laid flat on a sidewalk

Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt

$24.99
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GOBBLES. Forever in our stomachs.

A vintage bootleg rap tee tribute to the realest one at the table. 2025 to 2026. Gone but digested.

✅ Best worn to

  • Thanksgiving dinner
  • Friendsgiving
  • The turkey trot

⛔ Do not wear to

  • A vegan Thanksgiving
  • A turkey farm
  • The actual turkey's family reunion
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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