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Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look.
• 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade
• Printed to order just for you
Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped.
Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.
Gobbles Forever in Our Stomachs Shirt
$24.99
📦 7,000+ orders shipped · ⭐ 996 reviews across our shops
⚠ Content warning
GOBBLES. Forever in our stomachs.
A vintage bootleg rap tee tribute to the realest one at the table. 2025 to 2026. Gone but digested.
✅ Best worn to
- Thanksgiving dinner
- Friendsgiving
- The turkey trot
⛔ Do not wear to
- A vegan Thanksgiving
- A turkey farm
- The actual turkey's family reunion
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Add a 2nd shirt, shipping's free
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
1 shirt: $5.99 shipping · 2+ shirts: free (US)
Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.