Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt laid flat on a basement floor

Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt

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  • Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt worn at the mall
  • Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt in a diner booth
  • Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt found in a thrift store bin
  • Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt – Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
  • Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt – available shirt colors
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Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt

Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt

$24.99
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⚠ Content warning

Please do NOT ask me about my job, my love life, or why I'm the only one drinking at 11am on Thanksgiving.

A polite, preemptive answer to every question your aunt was about to ask.

✅ Best worn to

  • Thanksgiving dinner
  • Friendsgiving
  • Any family holiday

⛔ Do not wear to

  • A job interview
  • Your own engagement party
  • Rehab intake
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Comfort Colors 1717 · heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Want it oversized? Size up. Printed to order in the USA.

Do Not Ask Me on Thanksgiving Shirt Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed, boxy fit. Size up one for an oversized look. • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so every shirt has a slightly different fade • Printed to order just for you Shipping: $5.99, or FREE on 2+ shirts. Made in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

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